[Sheldon's Office]
Sheldon is sitting at his desk and Alex is in the corner with her back to him, filing some stuff in the cabinet. You can tell he's nervous to bring anything up with her. "Alex," he says, "Can you look at my schedule for this afternoon?" She says, while pulling out her phone, "Oh, it's pretty open. Oh, wait. 4 o'clock... there's something..." she takes a second to look up, frightened, "Give Alex a-talking to?" "Oh, I guess that just kinda snuck up on us, huh?" "Is there a problem?!" She sits down in the chair. "No, no problem. We'll just call it an opportunity. To correct a very serious problem." "What did I do?!" "You don't know? Oh, you poor kid. Your ovaries are oozing so much goofy-juice into your brain that you don't know which way is up." She looks terrified, btw. Hilarious. He says, "You made an inappropriate sexual advance on Dr. Hofstadter." She says, "What? I never made a -sexual- advance on anybody!" Sheldon says, "I am not unsympathetic to your plea.
You know, my father used to say, women are like egg salad sandwiches on a warm Texas day. Full of eggs and only appealing for a short time." Alex's mouth drops open. "I'm... starting to feel a little uncomfortable, here." "Yeah, you and me both, sister." Sheldon stands up continues talking, "I am not blaming you for your actions. Listen, evolutionarily speaking, you're just a slave to your primal urges to reproduce. Which is why, during the workday, whenever you start feeling particularly amorous, I suggest leafing through this book that contains lots of graphic photos of sexually transmitted diseases." He flips open to a page and shows it to her, "Look at this oozy-doozy."
Her eyes go super wide, and she looks up at him. "I need to go." and she stands up to leave. Sheldon says, "Well so does this fellow! But he can't without it burning like hot soup." She looks flabbergasted, leaves, and slams the door to the office as she leaves.
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