Deine Mutti ist so dick - BW-Witze

[gnumarine]

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p.s. grad gesehen: yo momma so dumb that reaver AI would beat her in chess

 

[oOAvengerOo]

 

[iLLe.603]

Yo momma so fat she takes all three hits from a muta.

 

[GhosT3]

mein favourit:
yo momma so fat even boxer cant micro her

 

[Eeth]

yo momma so fat she doest fit in the defense matrix

ROFL

 

[JoylesS]

also das musst ich echt lachen
Yo momma is so ugly, medics blind themselves

omg, der ist auch nicht schlecht
yo momma's so fat,the koreans scream "dropaaaaaa!!" every time she moves a step

 

[haschischtasche]

-Your momma's so big she uses her arms as bridges on Dire Straights and 4 pools everygame.
ist mein favourite, wobei den wahrscheinlich der grossteil der menschen schlecht findet :/

 

[Eeth]

da sind einige geile dabei LOL....
musste bei dem medic, bei boxer und der matrix voll loslachen lol wie doof.

 

[sPuNkBuBbLeS]

sehr funny
-yo momma's so fat she got in the dropship and it crashed

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eigene
-yo momma's so fat while playin you could only see her face in the Minimap
-yo momma's so fat you need a T100 con 4 her to join a GAme
-yo momma's so fat she rocks to sleep trying to get up a ramp
-yo momma's so fat she flooded Temple as she fell off the cliff into the Water
-yo momma's so fat my Monitor was tremblin 2 hours befor she picked us up from that SC LAN
-yo momma's so fat she needs 10 Overlords 4 a Drop
-yo momma's so fat other sc worlds circle around her in Orbit

 

[Hunter742]

- you momma is so fat that it takes 3 larvas to morph her.
LOOOOOL

 

[mRSephiroth]

-Yo momma's so fat, that nukes only pinge her.
-Yo momma's so fat, she ate all the expansions before the game start.
-Your momma's so big OGN has to place the map name on the top right of the screen because noone can ever identify the map when she's playing.
-yo momma's so fat, she's bigger then testie's ego!
-Yo momma so fat she gets 7000 APM every game because her fingers are so fat they spam 6 keys at once. (lol)
-yo momma so fat she doest fit in the defense matrix q8D

 

[Sok4R]

OMG, wer denkt sich sowas aus?#

-Yo momma so fat blizzard had to raise the supply limit from 200 to 400 hundred to make her buildable.
-YO momma is so fat SHE GOT STUCK WHILE GOING THRU THE NYDUS CANAL!!!!1111
-Yo momma so fat, protoss gave up trying to warp her in from Aiur. (LoL)
-yo momma so dumb that reaver AI would beat her in chess
-Yo momma's so fat, she redefines the meaning of splash damage.
-yo momma so fat she sat on LT and turned it into Luna

 

[thunder386]

-yo mama's so fat she got out-run by an ensnared-reaver
-yo mama's so fat nukes rebounded and killed the Terran
-yo momma so fat she cant even moving 1 nano meter without dying of tiredness

 

[HighChief]

-Yo momma so fat they had to grease the nydus canal and hold a piece of bacon on the other side to get her through
-Yo momma so fat Blizzard had to add a whole new armor class. Now there's small, medium, large, and YOUR MOTHER.

 

[ramke]

das ist mal nerd humor der mir gefällt

 

[CF.Drake]

nach meinem letzten game eben ganz klar:
-yo momma so dumb that reaver AI would beat her in chess

^^ die rvr is mit 5 scarabs in canons reingerannt ^^ ohne zu scghiessen selbst als er davor stand ALLE ...

 

[NumbSchiller]

-yo momma's so fat, she has to hotkey her ass in case she feels itchy


LOOOL hab mich kaputt gelacht^^

sehr lustige nerdige Witze

 

[TARGONY!]

Yo momma's so fat she tried to join a game and got stuck.

 

[-OdiN-]

krieg das grinsen hier nicht von meinem gesicht!^^

 

[[fN]Leichnam]

Original geschrieben von 101er
also das musst ich echt lachen
Yo momma is so ugly, medics blind themselves

omg, der ist auch nicht schlecht
yo momma's so fat,the koreans scream "dropaaaaaa!!" every time she moves a step

 

[Adhonaj]

jo sind paar richtige kracher dabei, die meisten jedoch schlecht... aber immerhin die guten wurden hier schon gepostet

 

[blue shy guy]

manche sind echt klasse!

 

[-Pat-]

Yo momma so fat Blizzard had to add a whole new armor class. Now there's small, medium, large, and YOUR MOTHER.

GEIL! Danke für den Link.