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Uhmer mit Lyrics von 3nzo

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StarCraft: Brood War (4:39)
performed by UhMer
music by UhMer

Intro:
Check this out, this is uhmer in 1999,
it's brand new, comin at you, check this.

Bring the storms, my guards bring the norm,
challenging me to a duel, will leave you in ruin,
throw out intercepters, i will open the 6th sector,
you wanna start a war? just attack me like before.

Zergs in your town blood thirsty, betta run away in a hurry,
choose terran to stay earthly, if you're scared, stick to your furbies.
you wanna hurt me? get the real, cuz zergs feel
like eatin akhilies for a meal.

Verse 1:
50 marines stimpacked disinigratin the opponent,
they counter w/ half of what i got w/ a negative exponent,
they attempt to find my weakness so they can expose it,
i have none, i find your peon line and i own it,
arch0ns on the verge of comin thru your defense,
you have 10 sunkens set up and you call it decent,
i call it an enormous mistake, don't ask me for a reason,
i'll own you on any tileset during any season,
i send 12 guardians to own the terran lameness,
why do you send 50 marines to go and try to tame this,
they get owned easily, acid blobs goin up their anus,
this tactic was presented by me, i made it famous,
but once upon a time some dood got 1 battlecruiser,
it was lame to get one so we called him a loser,
he was probably one of those 5 minute rule abusers,
maphackin, 6 ling rushin, they are starcraft evil doers,
i put my tanks in siege mode, they own zergs by the load,
they accuse me of puttin in the the "power overwhelming" code,
that's a joke, they jealous just cuz i rule make my statement bold,
i'll lock you down w/ a ghost as i collect more gold,
crystals, minerals, whatever you wanna call it,
i got thousands of peons goin in to drill and haul it,
stare in fear as i blow up your air and show you i don't care,
you are a mare victim w/ a number that is very rare.

Chorus:
StarCraft, Brood War, Blizzard Entertainment,
in this game i'll run your face thru the pavement
(x2)

Verse 2:
This is verse 2, all about the expansion brood war,
introducin corsairs to go and kill overlords,
and some reigning zerg queen that acts hardcore,
after playin this, everyone will ask blizzard for some more,
cloaked dark templars rushin is a new and lame strategy,
it'll work on newbies but on me it will result in tragedy,
without an observer dark templar attack savagely,
w/ 40 damage a strike, players will die instantly,
dark arch0ns kick w/ the spell mind control,
operation get peon is easy when no ones on patrol,
valkyries stay bold as they go shoot missles on a roll,
medics heal soldiers and put themselves on hold,
optic flare is deadly to zerg detecting ability,
you will lose all sight and be killed effectively,
you are owned, i'm so great you lose your own dignity,
if you don't believe me, catch me on battlenet, you will see,
nuclear launch detected, whachu gonna do?
as valks, medics, and marines go and approach you,
everything is out of sight as you die w/ your brood,
all your peons are dying as you run out of your loot,
i got one of your peons and built devourers,
spittin acid spores but they take so many hours,
too bad they can't destroy a simple control tower,
like lurkers who devistate and make you look like a coward.

Chorus:
StarCraft, Brood War, Blizzard Entertainment,
in this game i'll run your face thru the pavement
(x2)

Verse 3:
Don't look now, there's 20 zealots on the stage,
comin in a rage to raid your barracade and main base,
in need of aid as the zealots raze and phaze your robotics bay,
all you can do is masturbate,
dragoons comin in to destroy the air attack,
enhanced dragoons love to rack the stats on any map,
i know you gonna hack, keepin it behind my back,
i relax and focused, abiters warp in like hocus pocus,
little do you know you got a parasite on your templar,
try to storm me and explode hard into shards,
scourge use plasmic devices to detonate, burn and mar,
never leave a scourge alone in your favorite car,
epidemic deaths don't come due from the plague,
it takes your hp down marked by minimal tags,
against me, it's better to wave the white flag,
i defeat you so fast i leave your computer in lag,
are you scared when you hear goliath online?
i'm sure it's true cuz you stay still as they walk by,
charon boosters give range so they can see mutalisk die,
plus 2 damage from the 1.04 patch keep them alive,
vultures are over specialized, w/ spider mines,
wraithing peons at the right time will result in crime,
for those who recieve it, they get all mad,
for those who produce it, they get all bad.

Chorus:
StarCraft, Brood War, Blizzard Entertainment,
in this game i'll run your face thru the pavement
(x2)


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